A Very Rick Perry Christmas
On entering the house they saw the child with Mary his mother. They prostrated themselves and did him homage. Then they opened their treasures and offered him gifts of gold, frankincense, and…uh…geeze what was that third one? There’s three of ‘em, now! Oh, man…Was it a ham? No…um…uh…A gift card to the Sizzler? Hmm…Woo, boy…I…I can’t remember the third one. Oops.
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